Kidnap The Gryfindors

Draco: I wanna do it!

Crabbe and Goyle: Let’s Draw straws

Pansy: Voldermort said we should work together.

All: Four of a kind,
Birds of a feather,
Now and forever!

♫La la la la la la la la la la la
Kidnap the Gryfindors,
lock them up real tight,
Throw away the key
And then turn off all the lights♪

♫First we’re going to set some bait,
Inside a nasty trap and wait,
When they come a’sniffing,
We will snap the trap and close the gate!♪

♫Wait I’ve got a better plan,
To bash that big red lion’s clan,
Let’s pop them in a boiling pot,
And when they’re done we’ll butter them up!♪

♫Kidnap the Gryfindors,
Throw them in a box,
Bury them for ninety years,
Then see if they will talk♪

♫Then great big Slytherin clan,
Can take the whole thing over then,
Voldermort will be so pleased I do declare,
That he will cook them rare!♪

♫I say that we take a canon,
Aim it at their dorm and then,
Knock three times,
And when he answers,
Harry Potter will be no more!♪

♫You’re stupid! Think now,
If we blow him up to smithereens,
We may lose some pieces,
And then Voldermort will beat us,
Black and Green!♪

♫Kidnap the Gryfindors,
Tie them in a bag,
Throw them in Ocean,
Then see if they are sad.♪

♫Because Mr. Tom Riddle,
Is the meanest guy around,
If I were on his Muggle list
I’d get out of town♪

♫He’ll be so pleased by our success,
That he’ll reward us too I bet!
Perhaps he’ll make his special brew,
Of Death eater Stew!♪

♫We’re the kids of Slytherin house,
And we wear our colours with pride,
Silver and green snakeskin,
Welcome to the darker side. ♪

♫I wish my co-students weren’t so dumb.
I’m not the dumb one!
You’re no fun.
Shut-up!♪

♫I got something, listen now,
This one’s real good you’ll see,
We’ll send a present to their dorm,
Upon there’ll be a note to read,
Now in the box we’ll wait and hide,
Until their curiosity,
Entices them to look inside,
And then we’ll have them,
One, Two, Three!♪

♫Kidnap the Gryfindors,
Beat them with a stick,
Lock them up for ninety years,
See what makes them tick.♪

♫Kidnap the Gryfindors,
Chop them into bits,
Little Draco Malfoy
Is sure to get his kicks!♪

♫Kidnap the Gryfindors,
See what we will see,
Lock them in a cage,
And then throw away the key!♪

♫Kidnap the Gryfindors,
See what we will see,
Lock them in a cage,
And then throw away the key!♪

♫La la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la♪